The legend of the silver screen, Steven Seagal, is an unforgettable monument on the mountaintop of the wasteland of cinema. He's excellent at pretending to do martial arts, and even worse at cocking a gun . Back when he used to run in movies, he had an interesting, noodly kind of thing he did with his arms that really drove home the fact that he was acting super hard about getting to wherever he was going fast.

Sometimes we forget about the one-of-a-kind gem that is Steven Seagal. One day he's pretending to know martial arts, the next he's pretending to know how to run, and in this case he's doing the one-finger pullback while pointing his weapon directly at his co-worker's head.