stalking

If he wasn't hiding anything, why did he drive away so quickly?

If the immediate greeting of "HI SEXY" and obvious indifference that his conversation partner has barely reached puberty isn't enough, the popped collar and grimacing half-smile puts him squarely into the creeper record books.

Those were better times, when a man could stalk a woman and still be considered well within the boundaries of social expectations.

What's more stalkerish, the guy who comments or likes 93 times in less than 30 minutes, or the person who counts and records every single time he does it?

Because nothing bad ever comes from stalking.

Why is "moves like Jagger" a desirable quality? He's almost 70 years old.

It says "crush," but this works equally well with recent exes.