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Wendy's Roasts McDonald's After It Gets Burned On Twitter With More Savagery

It is somewhat of an ongoing goal to lob Wendy's softballs on Twitter, for them to hit absolute home runs off of. Most of these are centered in some way on McDonald's, and how their ice cream machines are busted. Wendy's has yet to let us down. But then again, they are the Roast Master of Twitter. See here for a collection of their roasts, if you need confirmation. 

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People With A Worse St. Patrick's Day Hangover Than You

St. Paddy's day has come and gone, and if social media outlets are any indication; the notorious booze-soaked holiday left many 'a fragile, bleary-eyed violently hungover sweet summer child in its wake. As you prepare yourself to do absolutely nothing with a hearty side of greasy grub, Netflix, and active self-loathing; maybe take comfort in the fact that others out there are struggling even worse than your tired, beaten down soul. 

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Has the drunken debauchery taken full effect in your neighborhood yet? Every year at this time boozehounds get it in their heads to up and drink themselves shamelessly stupid. Some of these same people can't keep their hands to themselves after that fourth round of whiskey while on their way to Blackout Station. This video is a prime and unfortunate example...

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People Are Trolling the Shit Out of Donald Trump After His St. Patrick's Day Tweet

Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spellchecked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?

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20 Ridiculous Irish Poses That Perfectly Capture the Booze-Fueled Hilariousness of St. Paddy's Day

Ah, St. Paddy's Day has finally rolled into booze-ridden, dizzied view yet again. The boozehounds have finally found a decent enough excuse to carpe that diem. Bars near and far offer up questionably generous drinking specials that almost always seem to result in someone (maybe you) stuffing your face full of grease-soaked food with ferocious intensity, after going one too many rounds with that good 'ol pal named Jameson. 

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Gear Up for the St. Paddy's Day Debauchery With 10 of the Most Ridiculous Movie Drinking Scenes

The end time is near. Bars near and far have likely already been flooded with red-eyed, whiskey-breathed, stumblin and mumblin chain-smoking gentry that couldn't wait the extra couple days to drown their livers in a distilled sea of Jameson and whatever other shots will surely be on special for St. Paddy's Day. Or those fair and fine fiends never left after last call...Anyways.Gear up for what should be a highly entertaining, booze-soaked occasion, if not an epic start to a blur of a weekend bender with 10 fine displays of people drinking themselves silly. 

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Thousands of students were gathered together in green for a "St. Fratty's Day" party at California Polytechnic State University. In the video you can see many people standing on roofs, exemplifying the poor judgment of drunken college students. That's all fine until one roof just couldn't take the weight and crashed to the ground, taking several unlucky students with it. 

And here's a better angle of the collapse: 


Firefighters responded to the situation and shared this photo of the aftermath. Some people were taken to the hospital but no one died. 


via @SLOCityFire

According to FOX6NOW, everyone is ok, but one person sustained a particularily nasty injury:

The city said in a statement that in the most serious injury, a person’s thigh was impaled by a piece of debris early Saturday. At least seven others were treated for cuts and bruises. None of the injuries are life-threatening.