Via ViralHog
Spring Breakers out there are losing their minds.
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Via Fox News
“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence.
Via DJ TOMKAT
Another spring break season has almost officially come and gone (thiink we're in the last week or so here for some colleges), and 2017 most definitely delivered on the drunken, booze-soaked debauchery front. The kids these days are seemingly hellbent on taking spring break decadence to new highs, and new lows.
What we have here could be the epitome of everything scantily-clothed and shameless and outright pure ridiculous about undergrad vacations that escape parental supervision.
The moral of the story here is that you don't go starting shit with chicks from Boston on fratastic, drunken beaches during Spring Break unless you're ready to eat sand after having your bell brutally rung. Everything about these videos screams chaotic shitshow. Gotta love the ending there when her friend, or more likely -- some random beachcombing vagrant -- tries to rally her with a quick hit of nicotine.
Remember when the ice luge was one of the most exciting innovations to strike the party scenes where we were all trying to get drunk in new ways as fast as possible? Yeah. Those were the (cleaner) days. Some frat king or blacked out boozehound managed to inspire a new movement recently though: chugging anything within sight through a willing lady's cleavage and/or ass crack. Yep. Had to double take that one myself. You'll have to see these videos to believe it. Does bring to mind though: have you really lived until you've guzzled beer through a pair of boobs?
