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Parents on Twitter Are Not Happy Having Their Kids at Home for Spring Break

School is important to develop a child's mind, but more importantly it keeps them out of the house for most of the day. Grade-school aged kids rejoice for a week off while their parents struggle over having to spend time with their offspring. For some reflections on the pitfalls of family life, check out these 30 funny marriage tweets to let you know you're not alone.

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“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence. 

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Another spring break season has almost officially come and gone (thiink we're in the last week or so here for some colleges), and 2017 most definitely delivered on the drunken, booze-soaked debauchery front. The kids these days are seemingly hellbent on taking spring break decadence to new highs, and new lows.

What we have here could be the epitome of everything scantily-clothed and shameless and outright pure ridiculous about undergrad vacations that escape parental supervision. 

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Spring Break Catfight of 2017 Results in K.O. Falcon Punch With Follow-Up Twerking Over Unconscious Body

The moral of the story here is that you don't go starting shit with chicks from Boston on fratastic, drunken beaches during Spring Break unless you're ready to eat sand after having your bell brutally rung. Everything about these videos screams chaotic shitshow. Gotta love the ending there when her friend, or more likely -- some random beachcombing vagrant -- tries to rally her with a quick hit of nicotine. 

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New Ridiculous Spring Break Partying Trend Involves Chugging Booze Through Girls' Cleavage and Ass Cracks

Remember when the ice luge was one of the most exciting innovations to strike the party scenes where we were all trying to get drunk in new ways as fast as possible? Yeah. Those were the (cleaner) days. Some frat king or blacked out boozehound managed to inspire a new movement recently though: chugging anything within sight through a willing lady's cleavage and/or ass crack. Yep. Had to double take that one myself. You'll have to see these videos to believe it. Does bring to mind though: have you really lived until you've guzzled beer through a pair of boobs?

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Feeling thankful someone was there to capture the inevitable booze and/or drug-fueled chaos that is bound to erupt in particularly rapid frequency these next couple weeks during the decadent heights of that crazy little thing called Spring Break. Leave it to the beaches of Miami to be the eye of the crazy storm.

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Insane Spring Break Stories and Ridiculous Videos That Perfectly Capture the Craziness of This Week

It's just about that time of the year again, dudes; yes, Spring Break. A time entrenched in sweet booze-soaked madness, and often given over to the questionably spontaneous, hedonistic whims of college students with nothing better to do with their time than let loose battle cries while chugging out the nearest handle in sight, amidst an endless procession of shotgunning beers; and maybe, just maybe even lighting up a few heaters. It would seem these awesomely wild times have a tendency to take place south of the border as well. 

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Grandma Slamming Shots With Sexy Coeds On Spring Break In Cabo Becomes Instant Legend

Like a fine wine, some people just get better with age. Consider the grandma at hand, as a prime example; she's down south of the sun-drenched border aggressively knocking back shots (or just like, half the bottle) with a bunch of sorority girls that are just beginning to set sail on the epic, booze-soaked journey that the Spring Break of 2017 will surely prove to be. You've given the younger, less experienced alcoholics a lot to strive for Grams. 

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Cheating Boyfriend Gets Caught By Girlfriend In Stupid Text Exchange, Gets Savagely Destroyed

Ah, good 'ol Spring Break has just about near rolled around. A time to take things south of the border --- lethal amounts of tequila and other illicit substances in tow, to chase down reckless decisions, break things, Snapchat all of it, no ragrets, and all the while do everything within one's perpetual drunken capacity to not get locked up in a Mexican prison cell alongside a Wino that has a biblical case of swampass. Our shitshow couple of the day, clearly failed to keep things together; and unfaithful boyfriend definitely kicked the hornet's nest when he strayed out the boundaries of a faithfulness.

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drinking spring break news Spring Break is Ruined! Panama City Beach Bans Alcohol
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Maybe spring break isn't totally ruined but the Panama City Beach City Council has just voted to ban alcohol consumption during the month of March in 2016. That does put a damper on one of the most popular activities of the college spring break season. Those in favor of the ban argue that the money brought in by spring breakers does not outweigh the the overall negative impact of the month of drunken chaos that comes with them. The ban is meant to discourage wild spring breakers in an effort to bring in other types of tourists, like families, who will spend more money and cause less damage.