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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of especially spooky two sentence horror stories. There was no time wasted in making sure these two sentence horror stories got as spooky as possible. Gotta appreciate when people are able to escalate the horror in the matter of a couple of sentences. 

R/TwoSentenceHorror combines the satisfaction of a twist ending with the succinctness of all of us with horrible short attention spans. Here are more two sentence horror stories that are as succinct as they are spooky.

We're happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world's potential dangers. It's just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren't even intentionally scary. Let's face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.

Someone on AskReddit asked for truckers to share their spookiest experiences from being out on the road. Things have a tendency to get real creepy on those long and winding dark highways throughout the night. Never know what kind of devilish, WTF sh*t you might drive across. 

Happiness really can be found in the darkest of places. In this case, we have some devilish haunted museum tour employees deciding to take matters into their own hands when it came to dealing with a pack of unruly, snobby children. Sounds like the one kid was all talk after all. Getting rid of the tour guide to strip away their sense of safety was a brilliant touch. 

Overall, it's good that we have signs like these, because it means someone is looking out for you. That said, such a casual reminder of your own mortality can seem a little off-putting, especially when spooky signs do too good a job. Some could even argue that some scary signs are scarier than they have to be.

In all fairness, these scared individuals did sign up for a scary time. Maybe some of them just weren't up for the challenge. Never underestimate how much a fear factory can scare the life out of you. 

The world of scamming attempts isn't all just idiot scammers getting trolled, though we love to see it. Sometimes there's some really believable phishing attempts out there that you wouldn't have thought of. Scammers can dig up personal information in order to help give themselves false credibility, like this guy who almost fell for another believable scam.

Twitter user @RantingOwl, ignored a series of very ominous red flags while she was touring an open house with her partner. The basement with the suspicious door that had like 10 locks on it sounds like bad news. The fact that the woman showing them the place didn't even have a decent explanation handy makes the whole picture take on an even spookier vibe. 

Can't beat that candid moment when someone has the life scared out of them in a haunted house. I mean, it's what they signed up for. So, the more scared they're getting, the better job the employees at the haunted house are doing! 

Your typical sign might have some directive information, and maybe a small diagram or two. These spooky signs went above and beyond, be it their detailed depiction of how bad a threat is, the sad peculiarity of said threat, or just the spookiness of their vague ominousness. There are a lot of signs out there that are scarier than they had to be.

Two-sentence horror stories get right to the point with their concise spookiness. These will chill you to the bone. With Halloween around the corner it's time to start getting scared. 

It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.

Spooktober is just around the corner and our favorite bootleg crap is filling up store shelves. Costume makers will jump through some amazing hoops in order to not get dinged for intellectual property infringement and the results are pretty awesome. Can we interest you in dressing up as Blue Speed Mouse for halloween? Or how about you favorite Evil Midweek Cutie? For some actually spooky stuff to gear you up for haloween, check out these two-sentence horror stories.

The warning signs here are doing a great job. Like if you find yourself about to swim and then notice a little ol' ENORMOUS SIGN in all caps that says "THIS RIVER IS CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL BACTERIA" you may find yourself a little dissuaded from jumping in. So good job, terrifying signs of the world. Some of these signs don't even know they're scary, sinister or weird, but that doesn't make them not have a threatening aura.

You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.