sperm

What you did there, I am familiar with it.

Looks like somebody needs to end the sexy times drought.

This guy has fathered 14 children in the last year through free sperm donations to women he meets online. He says it's a public service to women who can't afford sperm banks. We say it'll be a problem when a good chunk of the Bay Area population is related through this guy.

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and is 250% their recommended serving of saturated fat.