speeding

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

While not illegal, this guy's impressive speeds were making this cop uneasy. The outcome certainly could have been worse.

"Demerit Man," as he's now known, tried to do everyone a solid by covering a speed camera with a towel. Such a daring mission required a fool-proof disguise, and luckily he had everything he needed.

At least he told the truth?...