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There was a misunderstanding at the American Association for Christian Counselors where the audience was expecting a humorous speech. John Pipers speech instead was incredibly dry and about his own shortcomings, but that didn't clear it up with the crowd right away. A few minutes in he becomes very confused.

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19 Non-Native English Speakers Share Phrases They Wish We Had

Wouldn't it be simpler to have a single word that encapsulates the concept of getting drunk in your underwear? Wouldn't it be amazing to be able to call someone an "orthopedic walking cane" out of hate? These options and many more lie waiting to be discovered in the world's many wonderful languages. For some English wins and fails, here are some incredible uses and misuses of the English language.

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We've seen it before in tons of reality competition tv shows. Someone's leaving the show and they get to make a final statement. But this guy, holy crap this guy. We're pretty sure the first half of this guy's speech is ripped from Rocky Balboa in 2006. The rest is uh... the rest is hard to put into words. Like it's literally hard to spell.

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Really goes to show Tom Hanks' full range of comedy stylings. Look at him crush it like the living legend that he is!

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21 Hilariously Moronic Times People Flipped English The Bird

You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

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The sweet golden sound of awkward silence after this man's inspired speech, is a thing of BEAUTY. As is his bold courage in the face of an indifferent class just trying to suffer though another test. You might've failed in the eyes of the world, but we will proudly support your effort back here, man. 

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Shuzo Matsuoka is a retired Japanese professional tennis player, who does motivational speeches. This video in particular, is here to push you through those Monday blues with the inspirational, fiery words of a man possessed. I'm getting some strong, Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It!" vibes. Anyone else?

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21 Times People Threw a Bag of Wrenches into the English Language

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?

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The Internet Can't Stop Sharing These Famous Melania Trump "Quotes"

By now you may be aware of the little plagiarism issue that surfaced within Melania Trump's speech at the RNC. It has been pointed out that she copied an entire paragraph from Michelle Obama's first lady speech at the DNC in 2008. And that's what started the hashtag #FamousMeliaTrumpQuotes. The things she says are so wise, so... oddly familiar. Are we sure we haven't heard some of these quotes before?

However we know Melania pales in comparison to her partner in crime, the venerable and most powerful man in the world, Donald Trump. He has taken the skill and made it an art form, not to mention adding some great ones of his own. Who could ever say no to a delicious cup of covfefe? Considering the number of patent applications for various products, it seems few are able to resist the word's charm. Here's some hilarious responses to another tweet by the leader of the free world that also got a great deal of attention

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"While speaking to a group of kids at Vashon High School in St. Louis, ET is confronted with a situation causing his speech to take an unexpected turn."