Ah, the old days. Back when life was simple. You could take candy from strangers, no one wore seatbelts and teachers could hit kids. Why did things ever change.
spanking
Grab that paddle it's time for a spanking good time. Whether corporal punishment, or punishment of another sort.... in a game get your head out of the gutter. So sharpen your slapping hand and get ready to hit your knee with these punny and hilarious spanking jokes.
He averages one kiss every 6.67 years.
