spaghetti

... had to skedaddle...

The power of Christ compels you to come to terms with these unfortunate circumstances and deal with the fact that you're now married to a demon from the deepest chasm of hell!

And then things got weird because a love affair between an anteater and a human is anything but normal.

"What do muggles call this again, Harry Potter?" "Spaghetti." "Ridiculous name." "Whatever, Voldemort."

PTSD: Post-Throwing Spaghetti Downtime.

The fair-trade Colombian blend, of course.