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Turns out "potty talk" is way more fun when it's applied to space. Science Fiction/Fantasy Author Mary Robinette, managed to answer just about every possible question we could imagine when it comes to using the bathroom in space. If you've ever wondered what the smells are like up there far above the globe, or how it goes if you puke in space, you're in luck. This viral Twitter thread covers it all. 

We hope by now you've heard about the viral meme sensation that is "Storm Area 51." A joke of an event organized on Facebook that's already accumulated hundreds of thousands of people confirming to attend. We're thinking it's highly unlikely that any Kyles actually show up for this, but we will absolutely take all of the hilarious memes inspired by the event. Area 51 just wasn't ready for all these memes. 

Area 51 might be dealing with a whole bunch of passionate, alien-seeking imbeciles on September 20th. Yes, there's a Facebook event called "Storm Area 51" that's going viral, and its intention is to organize a stampede of people to charge Area 51. We can only hope that this event is purely a joke, and all the rest of the world will ever see of it is a nice batch of spicy memes poking fun at the ludicrous idea of actually storming Area 51 in the first place. Some people just don't want to accept that those aliens just don't want to be discovered.

Further reading about Storming Area 51:

1. LADbible article
2. Alice 96.5 Might not realize it is a joke
3. Redditor that can't sleep writes about how Storming Area 51 won't end well
4. 4chan users in /pol/ getting excited by the size the Storm Area 51 joke has grown.

An excited Elon Musk tweeted about how he's ready to occupy Mars, but the biggest problem was that what we're looking at in said tweet is actually a blood moon. I mean, that'd be dope too. But Twitter was ready to call him out for his funny little fail, and here we are. 

This one makes zero sense, Elon Musk. Was the intention with this series of incendiary tweets to get people riled up? That seems like the only possibility, cause people were bound to get all kinds of fired up. Don't credit artists...okay then Elon Musk, okay then. 

A recent study published online revealed that something is chilling about 186 miles beneath the surface of the Moon. The Twitter account for the "Destiny" video game had a point to make when CNN tweeted about it, and the thread that ensued was full of gems. 

Do we think this could be the start of something far more extraterrestrial than we ever thought possible? We should just leave that shit on the moon buried and alone. 

What do you mean we can't find it though!

Are you ready to have your mind blown. But really, here's to hoping you enjoy these absolutely ridiculous Flat Earther proofs. Whether they actually change your outlook on whether the earth's a globe or flat, is up to you. 

Let's not mess up the celebration of a miraculous human achievement. Twitter user Andrew Chael, was quick to call out people online who are taking away from the incredible achievement of his colleague, Katie Bouman. 

At what point do we turn things up a notch, and add a couple more horse's asses to the mix. Can honestly say, I did not see this twist coming, in terms of where our modern day advanced spacecrafts originate from. Who'd have known we could look back so far in history, and point out a couple horse asses as being the root cause of it all. 

Science writer Jacob Margolis chronicled the end for the proud little rover. The last thing they heard from the rover was "My battery is low and it's getting dark." That is some Hollywood level drama, man. Well, it did a great job anyway, and lasted for waaaaaaay longer than we expected. Good rover.

When this fed up woman took to Twitter to express how she feels about wanting to head to Mars to get away from men, Elon Musk ended up getting involved in some sweet, pillow talk with Mars about just how badly they want each other. It would seem her unrest gave way to something beautiful between a big 'ol red planet, and Mr. Elon Musk himself, and for that, we are grateful. What a time to be alive.