If only this bird knew that it's chosen distress signal sounds like an incoming call. Too bad it doesn't get that this sound is basically code for “I hope I get to ignore this.” Sure, it's incredible, but if this bird had heard some of the ringtones that were kicking around in the early 2000s, it would be singing 20 low quality seconds of Welcome to the Jungle for the low low price of twenty dollars.

The sound of fiber board is the sound of anguish.

Pew pew pew!

Uncanny.

Someone, lend him a hand.

Everything is an instrument.