sounds

Whether it's a shocking sound, one that tells you you have some stupid obligation, or even the one that wakes you up, we all have sounds that we absolutely hate. It makes no difference if they represent something terrible or if they just sound grating, we do not like them. If you came here to find out how to be more annoying, and your goal is to become more hated, here are some things you can do to make people think you're a selfish jackass.

These are so vividly satisfying you might be able to hear them in your head. Whether it's the silence that follows a machine finally gone to rest, or the steady tap of rain on a metal roof, while you're inside warm and comfortable; we all can find that window of peace, in the sounds that just feel damn good. 

Some of these sounds are good. Some are bad. Either way, people found them memorable. Hopefully you haven't heard all of them.

You take a lot of things for granted when you know what everything sounds like. It especially helps to know when to be quiet. Sure would suck to find out too late that farts make a sound.