You want your kids to be smart, but you don't want them to be so smart that they realize you're full of shit.
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Via Hot Dad
Far down the road and deep into the future when we've been conquered by aliens, please oh please, let them find this unsettling nod to the social media-crazed society we created for ourselves.
By Unknown
Hey Internet kids, if you're at a sports thing IRL look up from your phones when you hear a loud crack of the bat.
