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This is straight out of a movie. That one marine had some mad dance moves. Sheesh. 

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Logistician Pulls Fast One On Master Sergeant

Looks like this Master Sergeant got what he deserved. There's something too sweet about a military revenge. It could be the fact that these particular revenges incorporate a nice dose of malicious compliance. For some more military revenge gold check out this Staff Sergeant that micromanaged the logistics department getting a reality check in the best way.

Logistician pulls a fast one on an entitled master sergeant | r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt 6h Join Giving away Master Sergeants golf clubs So many years ago logistician United States Marine Corps. My unit headed overseas on little mini deployment Morocco charge logistics my unit even though only Corporal. This because first didn't have staff sergeant run shop and Sergeants had were garbage at logistics and got put work
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Tumblr Thread: The Finnish Soldier Who Amphetamined His Way Home

Back in the old days, some governments threw a few amphetamines into their soldiers' supply kits. This guy might be one of the reasons why they don't do that anymore. Here are some more historical moments that sound too ridiculous to be true as well as a Tumblr thread about history that's actually fun.

Tumblr history thread about soldier who got home with amphetamines | MAA misteryada Those are eyes man who has seen god and laughed
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Staff Sergeant Micromanages Logistics Department, Revenge Ensues

Man, oh, man, we love a good old military revenge. They usually possess just the right amount of malicious compliance. This micromanaging staff sergeant learned a painful lesson in the value of leaving the logistics to the logistics department. Just picturing these trucks rolling up to their very incorrect location, which happened to be a vast and empty desert is really the icing on the cake. 

Staff sergeant micromanages the logistics department, so they send trucks to wrong location | r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt 11h Join 3 1 O1 Sending trucks wrong state screw over SSgt So back my first unit had ship all our 7 tons off get up armoured meant over year or so shipped them all South Carolina Wisconsin charge logistics at time so coordinated all and loaded trucks. Overall pretty easy task only challenge documentation.
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Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

Man oh man, sometimes the brain takes a lunch break, and a true fail presents itself. Take for instance, this soldier who microwaved a can of Chef Boyardee (with the lid on), on an active military base. Naturally, the resulting mess created a nice eruption of chaos, given the environment. 

A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold
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Army Overpays Soldier, Soldier Overpays Them Back, Has To Mop Floors

We're talking pennies here, man. But alas, the soldier gets overpaid, and then on top of having to pay the Army back, they're required to mop the floors. 

Army overpays a soldier, and the soldier has to pay them back and mop the floors | r/tifu u/[deleted 1y JOIN TIFU by chuckling away being overpaid. Obligatory "this concluded today been working Uncle Sam about 7 years now severely desensitized government fuckups and one day received letter DFAS guys who actually pay us overpaid two whole cents.
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Military Being Hilariously Weird

Maybe what we're calling weird is absolutely normal for a lot of folks in the military. The mind is apt to find some funny and absurd ways to keep itself entertained, while out in the middle of nowhere. With all the gear around, the resulting situations one can get into are quite ridiculous. 

A collection of images showing various military members being weird | six men in casual military clothes filmed at the right moment looking like they're riding flying brooms
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Soldiers Share Their Care Package Tips

Soldiers of Reddit are sharing the items they'd welcome in care packages. The following list should be helpful for anyone considering assembling a care package for a soldier out there. 

Soldiers share things that the military doesn't provide that would be welcomed in care packages | Burner_03 2d Please dont pack soap or any scented hygiene product with any food items food items will absorb smell s hard enjoy Irish spring cookies. military army camouflage uniform
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Redditors That Joined The Military Share Their Regrets

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that joined the military to share their regrets. These are pretty rough. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to Redditors that joined the military and went on to regret it | tweet by IWasSayingBoourner greatest concentration absolute worst people l've ever come across my life silhouettes of soldiers walking
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Soldier Almost Commits War Crime By Performing His Stand-Up to Captive Audience

Anyone who's been to a horrible stand-up show can attest that it's something like cruel and unusual punishment. Granted his audience wasn't in a situation that would be too conducive for laughter, this guy got one of the worst reviews an amateur comic can receive. For an amazing navy story, here's a lazy naval officer who displayed an act of pure genius.

Soldier performs bad stand up to Taliban detainees, almost commits war crime | Posted by itspeterj TIFU by almost committing war crime. Obligatory not today. This about 10 years ago started doing stand up army Afghanistan, actually started telling stories around fire at night, but eventually started doing shows chow hall
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The Very Fast Story of The First Soldier To Take Way Too Many Military Grade Amphetamines

Correction and clarification here, he didn't go on a killing rampage or really terrorize the soviets, but our boy did do the rest of that shit. According to Wikipedia, Aimo Koivunen found it too difficult to undo one tablet with his gloves, so he just took them all. Bad idea. The resulting few weeks are inadvisable for any human being to put themselves through. And while none of this is advisable or good, it is really damn interesting. Tumblr has a way of making history fun.

Tumblr history of Finnish soldier who took too many emergency amphetamines and went on a rampage.
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Scammer Pretends To Be U.S. Soldier, Tries To Get Google Play Gift Card

This scammer decided they'd try and play "soldier" to get in the good graces of a person they matched with on Grindr. I'd be genuinely impressed if someone actually fell for this. 

Scammer pretends to be a U.S. soldier to try and get a Google Play gift card.
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Airborne Soldier Stands Up For Junior Enlisted Member, Reports Abusive NCO

This brave airborne soldier put a stop to an abusive NCO who thought he could bully whoever he wanted, whenever he wanted. He definitely set a powerful standard for how other soldiers could go about handling instances of bullying in the future. 

Airborne soldier takes revenge on bullying NCO, and stands up for junior enlisted member.
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23 Military Members Share Things They Wish They Knew Before Joining

Military members are sharing some hard-earned advice about the things they wish they've have known before joining the military. If you're on the fence about joining the military yourself, you might stand to benefit from these nuggets of wisdom. 

askreddit, military, soldiers, army, air force, knowledge, advice, helpful
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