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Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.

Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj

Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

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Twitter users share the most ridiculous customer demands that they've received | SJW Spider-Man support @SjwSpiderman Replying isabelzawtun working at Radio Shack person came and wanted Internet" Not service, not computer, but INTERNET sill have no clue they wanted. Like some orb containing net

Ridiculous Customer Demands That Employees Dealt With

Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

Woman's cat accidentally eats weed cookie, and the Twitter thread that follows | My horrible gremlin kitten snarfed an entire weed cookie and got violently high other day thread. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. 1 Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi

Twitter Thread: Gremlin Kitten Snarfs Weed Cookie

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Guy's internal monologue discovery ends up ruining his day | tweet by Kyle KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person. lay bed and think don't hear voice? Like, can say complete sentence brain and hear Delivered no just see words. think, can hear voice head? Like, can

Guy's Internal Monologue Discovery Ruins His Day

Ricky Gervais trolls the Oscars for its narcissism on Twitter by recommending his show | Ricky Gervais @rickygervais America! Binge-watch #AfterLife on @Netflix tonight s about man who realises humanity is disgusting, narcissistic plague, and so becomes angry depressed and loses will live. Or watch Oscars instead and actually experience those feelings first hand.

Ricky Gervais Selflessly Trolls Oscars Over Narcissism

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

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German guy tries to name all 50 states and hilarity ensues | Factoid Dollar Bin Diver team TBD @factoid_twitch Replying TSchmidtbsuer Everything is Biggerer Texas Two. washington? This also feds North Texas ohio Oreo wish? this wisconsin Dakota? Minnesota Wyoming Square Arizona Kansas? this is rave New Jersey, New Mexico AND new York cereal def ohio Nevada Kansas! west. this just Screams OHIO Alabama Mountain mama Virgin AAAAA take home OHIO where is Kansas? wist

German Guy Attempts Naming All 50 States, Hilarity Ensues

Tweets from people talking about their favorite random facts | tweet by CK @la_natif Replying MsPackyetti Phenomena Doorway Effect forget reason enter different room retrieve reason, walk backwards w/o turning around can trigger memory.

Most Random "Facts" People Know (20 Tweets)

Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

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Twitter users describe movies badly | tweet by Ryan Bartholomee @RyanBartholomee Replying jimmyfallon Snakes on Plane documentary about why emotional support snakes are bad idea #DescribeAMovieBadly

People Describe Movies Badly (30 Tweets)

Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s | tweet by Michael m @quickbear Don't blindly trust doctors. Do own research, advocate yourself My20sTaughtMe

Lessons People Learned In Their 20s

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Waitress Tells Police To Let Customer Finish Eating

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Twitter users share strange reasons that people can call out of work sick | Michael @Sckswithsandals My eyes hurt can't see myself coming today StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick

Strange And Elaborative Reasons To Call Out Sick

A collection of tweets from people sharing their most helpful lessons from therapy | tweet by Ttown316 Replying CarolineMoss are not responsible version they created their mind.

People's Favorite Lessons From Therapy (36 Tweets)

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'We printed everything in crisp, glorious grayscale': Supervisors print 200+ copies of colorless charts for a presentation for the C-level bosses after executives make a 'No Exceptions' rule about color printing

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