soccer

If you find yourself mistakenly added to a group text between soccer moms, your best course of action is to trigger them to no end by saying that your "imaginary" kid is the best. There's no coming back from tossing that kind of shade. And a beautiful touch with the halftime snacks comment. 

People were quick to shut down this guy's ignorant statement on Twitter! Guess that's what you get for sharing some solid word vomit with the world of Twitter. 

Sports aren't all grace and glory. Sometimes you get nailed in the back of the head with a ball. These should make you happier to be sitting in a room somewhere. For more high-scoring fails, check out these 15 wonderful sports fails that are all winners in our eyes.

And to make this even more of a fail this soccer player shared a picture of a woman's skinned knees. Not even his own! My dude, you done messed up real good. 

Arsenal forward, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyan's goal celebration is making a splash on social media right now. And it is no wonder. Aubameyang donned the Black Panther mask and let loose a "Wakanda Forever" after his goal. Pretty amazing way to celebrate a lead of 3-0 over opposing team Rennes. 

If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time." 

Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.

These real-life optical illusions will have you double-taking all over the place.

Burger King apologized for a promo offering money and a lifetime of free burgers to any woman who could manage to become impregnated by a World Cup star. The idea of the now scrapped ad was for Russia to collect good football playing genes and ensure wins in the future. Needless to say, people didn't think it was as great an idea as the Burger King marketing department may have thought.

When she was asked to send updates about the England Tunisia game, @Lightningstarr hilariously went above and beyond the call of duty. People took notice.

Some days a cup breaks, some days a dam breaks.

She perfectly captures the experience of surviving an emotional rollercoaster. 

Another 10 fails because this is Failblog God Dammit.