Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
Just make sure to turn those captions on and you should be set to jet. Apparently there was some drama in the comments section about how the journalists keep silent because the coach just defeated their favorite team. But shoutout to Juve for the win over Porto.
Back in the days when we could see people, Kennedy Bakircioglu managed to grab a thrown beer and drink the rest seamlessly after making a sweet goal. Few of us will probably ever know the satisfaction of all of those experiences strung together in one beautiful moment.
Nicolai Geertsen managed a cool-looking score when his first attempt bounced off the goal and right back at him. Undeterred, he went for it again in a showing that looked more like ping pong than anything else.
The 16-year old Ivan Zaborovsky was struck by lightning during warm-ups with his soccer team. Three weeks later he's back with a minor burn from where his necklace came in contact with his skin. He doesn't remember it happening, but that doesn't detract from the fact that the whole experience looks painful.
This was seconds before Croatia's win against Russia in the 2018 world cup. Right before the final penalty, these firefighters got a call and zipped out of the station in about 20 seconds. Priorities are priorities.
If you find yourself mistakenly added to a group text between soccer moms, your best course of action is to trigger them to no end by saying that your "imaginary" kid is the best. There's no coming back from tossing that kind of shade. And a beautiful touch with the halftime snacks comment.
Sports aren't all grace and glory. Sometimes you get nailed in the back of the head with a ball. These should make you happier to be sitting in a room somewhere. For more high-scoring fails, check out these 15 wonderful sports fails that are all winners in our eyes.
TOBIAS. Mate, what are you doing? This is way more entertaining than I expected, and that is a wonderful thing. Apparently this particular showing comes from A-League referee Jarred Gillett. He was mic'ed up for a match between Brisbane Roar and Western Sydney Wanderers.
Arsenal forward, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyan's goal celebration is making a splash on social media right now. And it is no wonder. Aubameyang donned the Black Panther mask and let loose a "Wakanda Forever" after his goal. Pretty amazing way to celebrate a lead of 3-0 over opposing team Rennes.
If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time."
Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.
