Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.
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If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time."
Burger King apologized for a promo offering money and a lifetime of free burgers to any woman who could manage to become impregnated by a World Cup star. The idea of the now scrapped ad was for Russia to collect good football playing genes and ensure wins in the future. Needless to say, people didn't think it was as great an idea as the Burger King marketing department may have thought.
When she was asked to send updates about the England Tunisia game, @Lightningstarr hilariously went above and beyond the call of duty. People took notice.
I don't know how this atrocity came into existence, but one of the world's most notoriously handsome soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo was bestowed one profoundly unsettling sculpture that's supposed to be him. Dude based off the following hilarious comparisons alone, I think it's fair to say the mark was missed, overshot, etc.
Via SuperSport
If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother.
Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:
"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."
"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up.
But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."
Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews.
I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look.
