Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make a good point. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good shirt. For one reason or another, not all of these will succeed.
snail
2017 hasn't been a great year, and it's probably not going to be getting any better. But you know, it's not so bad that people are getting snail facials, you know, allowing snails to drag their slime across your face to prevent aging.
Oh, wait, people are doing that?
Cool.
Well, at least everyone is making fun of them.
