snacks

The vending machine ate the last f* I gave.

Hurr durr but it has 2 percent of your daily value in some random vitamin that you can get from, like, a thousand more healthy foods. It must be good for me then!

Nothing like a good hangover food to make everything better.

Fun fact: In 1963, Friden Inc. released its EC-130 calculator model, one of the early prototypes for the modern calculator. Its price tag? $2,200.00. My how the times have changed...

The real question, of course, is whether or not those snacks can lay down a sick beat.

"Taken near the hotel I stayed at when I was in Beijing. Nice old guy, sold cool stuff, never could figure out what lcecrdam was."

Dude, it's obviously linguini with clam sauce. Lern2mini-mart.

Reddit user loveduckie writes,

My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.