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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Xbox Released Its Own Body Wash and People Had Jokes

Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?

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Entire Sales Team Has to Defer to Owner to Sell to Smelliest Customer Ever

Anyone who's worked on the floor of any kind of store is gonna be reminded of a time when there was a customer they just couldn't deal with. Thank god for the good managers out there. This one is weirdly reminiscent of that old story, The Three Billy Goats Gruff. For a triumphant retail story of someone in customer service who actually got to speak their mind, check out this cashier who told off a Karen and lived.

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Poor dude just has his world obliterated in a cloud of staggeringly terrible fart gas. 

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If Your State Had an Official Smell, What Would It Be?

Here are some of the best answers, but if we haven't heard from all 50 yet.

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Germany's National team coach, Joachim Löw, was caught (again) scratch and sniffing his body parts on the sidelines of their 2-0 win over Ukraine.

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Via: Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dh31p/thesweetaromaofcoffee/

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As a rugby player, Edward Baker was used to getting pummeled to the ground and knocked around in every which way imaginable.

He broke his nose over and over again and eventually lost his ability to pick up a scent.

But then this happened.

During a recent match, he got kicked in the face, and the accident allowed him to smell again for the first time in 20 years.

"I had an operation last year where they drilled into my nose to make me breathe better through it, but it didn't work." he said. "So where the surgeons failed this bloke's size 12 boot worked."

And just in time too.

Baker recognized the smell of gas near a school a few days later, and reported the leak to authorities, preventing a potential disaster.

Dean Martin said it best: