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Guy's Fart Almost Causes Airport Evacuation

Some farts just go too far apparently. Take this dude for instance who was just trying to pass some gas, and said gas ended up being so dang rancid that his fellow employees thought there was a literal gas leak. 

Guy's fart almost causes the entire airport to evacuate | r/tifu Join u/mayallrob_ 1d 1 1 2 TIFU by almost causing an evacuation UK's largest airport. M This happened few years ago used work kitchen one Heathrow's private airline lounges, where rich and famous were everyday customers did basic food prep and helped chefs wherever possible. On this particular day came into work feeling fine except some minor stomach pains. One chefs
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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Xbox Released Its Own Body Wash and People Had Jokes

Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?

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Entire Sales Team Has to Defer to Owner to Sell to Smelliest Customer Ever

Anyone who's worked on the floor of any kind of store is gonna be reminded of a time when there was a customer they just couldn't deal with. Thank god for the good managers out there. This one is weirdly reminiscent of that old story, The Three Billy Goats Gruff. For a triumphant retail story of someone in customer service who actually got to speak their mind, check out this cashier who told off a Karen and lived.

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Poor dude just has his world obliterated in a cloud of staggeringly terrible fart gas. 

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If Your State Had an Official Smell, What Would It Be?

Here are some of the best answers, but if we haven't heard from all 50 yet.

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Germany's National team coach, Joachim Löw, was caught (again) scratch and sniffing his body parts on the sidelines of their 2-0 win over Ukraine.

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