At a holiday resort in South Africa
"What did you do today?""Oh, just watched some grass grow."
Once you stop imagining a post-stroke Dolly drag queen slurring this at a midnight performance in Key West, it's actually rather good.
More phone phunny here!
Not surprisingly, all the people in the picture are moving really, really, slow.
Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?
