sleeping

To share a bunkbed with a stranger at a camp is to enter into a wildly unpredictable agreement that at least guarantees, some weird sh*t will be going down. 

This guy's got a whole lot weighing heavy on his mind...

People turn into absolutely senseless imbeciles when they "wake up" while still half asleep. It's as if we revert back to a childlike state where the world is our oyster, and we'll be damned if we don't piss all over it. 

Would be tough to fall back asleep after hearing these bits of craziness. 

There's something inescapably ominous about the tone of some of these. 

She's got enough material from this sleep talking maniac to kickstart a damn TV series. 

This is just the kind of prank that's so funny it's near impossible to be mad at the clever prankster. We just wonder if his mom feels the same way.