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Craziest Things Deep Sleepers Slept Through

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the craziest things that people have slept through. Many of us have known (or are that person ourselves) someone who has an uncanny knack for being able to drift off to the dreamland, and remain there, through moments of absolute chaos. Could be sleeping through multiple fire alarms, or maybe something like remaining unstirred when a literal lightning bolt strikes the airplane. 

Deep sleepers describe the craziest things that they've ever slept through | OakNogg have slept through our fire alarm numerous times and tree falling into our house.
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Tumblr Thread Breaks Down Reasonable Bed Positions

For most human beings the placement of their beds boils down to using the space they have in the most efficient, and comfortable way possible. This Tumblr thread however makes a point of how people's bed placement decisions are actually inspired by fear. That being said, whatever Thomas Jefferson was doing with his bed is actually creepy. 

A quick Tumblr thread breaks down what the acceptable sleeping positions are | perfectly-imperfect-cats E patricott Follow rosescentimental sorry but if bed isn't against at least one wall not valid heartsdesire456 used think this post stupid because most people like both sides bed free but then realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even headboard is against wall and this post is about these animals.
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Alarming and Humorous Junk said by Sleep Talkers

When it comes to sleep talking, people run the gamut of unintentionally hilarious to mind-mindbogglingly creepy. On one hand you could have a guy farting himself half awake and demanding an apology, and on the other hand you could find a loved on in your corner begging to be let out of their flesh-tiled skin prison. Sometimes people get sleep paralysis and their loved ones mistakenly think they're getting visited by Satan.

Weird and funny things people said in their sleep | burgervann 31.1k points 3 days ago O 2 8 2 13 More my boyfriend once blurted out putting BREAD my ears his sleep, mumbled something unintelligible and then followed up with "and becoming SANDWICH still makes laugh whenever remember
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Dogs Who Fell Asleep In Creative Ways

It would be nice to be able to get so comfortable that you look uncomfortable. Seriously, some of these dogs just look like a pile. Dogs sometimes get stuck and need a hand, but these ones seem to be at least someone in control of their creative, and sometimes awkward positions.

funny awkward sleeping dogs | funny sleeping positions smushed faces weird legs
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Tumblr Thread: Sleep And A Snack Cures All

This quick and entertaining Tumblr post shines some light on the widely accepted truth that a quick snooze and a snack can calm the fieriest of tempers. Seriously though, once the post-nap disorientation wears off, the mind will often feel so much better. At the very least, it's worth a shot. 

A funny Tumblr thread about how sleep and a Snickers can cure all | Joy Clarkson @joynessthebrave This is gentle reminder one time Bible Elijah like "God so mad want die so God said "Here's some food. Why don't have nap So Elijah slept, ate decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate spiritual power nap snack.
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Sleepy Dogs in Goofy Positions

They say that sleeping dogs don't lie. That's true for these ones. They tend to curl themselves up, stick their legs directly into the air, and suspend themselves miraculously over multiple pieces of furniture. Dogs can do some impressive things, like this dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba or this dog who learned the dinner criteria.

sleeping dogs in silly positions | funny dog sleeping with its mouth open and teeth exposed | cute dog sleeping on a chair with its head supported on a table
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Wild Things People Overheard While Pretending to Be Asleep

Maybe it's better to be a heavy sleeper, so you don't hear your parents and friends say damaging crap about you. Maybe it's better to hear it and know what they think? Either way, people really need to do a better job of keeping things to themselves. Here are things that people overheard through paper-thin walls as well as the kindest things people overheard about themselves.

Things people overheard while pretending to sleep | whiteblaze-22 36.8k points 2 days ago edited 2 days ago ?26 Something like “She's too old this not going carry her up bed anymore and last time magically transported living room couch my bedroom.
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Mom Thinks Sleep Paralysis is Literally Satan

For those not in the know, sleep paralysis is a pretty common phenomenon that's found all across the globe. You find yourself sort of in between being asleep and being awake, like you're conscious, but you can't move or speak. An episode of sleep paralysis can be accompanied by hallucinations that look like a face or figure, and that's commonly referred to as a demon or a visitor. It's pretty god damn scary. Anyway, this person told their mom and it backfired. People mess up, and sometimes that screw up is in their control. Here's a guy who thought a date was a job interview.

Mom thinks sleep paralysis demon is the devil | Posted by u/megs_wags 13 hours ago 2 TIFU by showing my mom drawing my sleep paralysis visitor get sleep paralysis have past few years off and on. Usually every couple months get sleep paralysis dream talked my parents about before fuck up is not they know fuck up is decided try drawing saw over my bed last night. And then sent picture my mom.
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Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

This fun and quick Twitter thread seeks to break down the societal stigma surrounding people getting up early, and as a result being productive. It sheds light on how some people just seemingly aren't hardwired to get up early, and crack on from there. And you know what? That's totally chill. 

Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.
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Short Wholesome Thread about Huge Great Dane Adopting Tiny Owl Toy

This is just a short little wholesome thread about a big dog that had a special relationship with a tiny owl pet. For more moments like these, here are some wholesome memes to restore some sanity. And for more funny sleeping dogs, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.

Tumblr Thread about a big great dane that adopts a tiny owl toy | mirksilua So my dog is 210 pound Great Dane who has never had toy smaller than car tire before, and he always rips them sheds within couple weeks. pic of a shredded teddy bear. Recently my sister got him biggest toy she could find doggy toy section toy owl about size my dog's head. He smelled took delicately his mouth, then just dropped on floor and has barely touched since. But keep finding him with near him while he is sleeping.
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Exhausted Parent Accidentally Sleep Trains Whole Family

We'd bet that a lot of parents out there are bound to relate to this hilariously wholesome accident. Apparently the whole family ended up getting accidentally "sleeptrained" by a strangely adorable little stuffed worm toy thing. Whatever works, I guess. 

Sleepy parent accidentally sleep trains the whole family with a cute stuffed worm toy | TIFU by sleeptraining whole family On mobile, sorry, etc. This has been building up 3 weeks, but only just realized last night had baby almost 4 months ago. Unlike wild animals come out walking, human babies are born useless and must teach them do basic survival tasks like eating and sleeping.
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Tired Dogs in Awkward Sleeping Positions

They say let sleeping dogs lie, but that might lead to back problems. We've seen dogs do some amazing things, and being able to turn into tired goop on a couch is now one of those things. Some of the physics her makes no sense, but we're here for it. Dogs can get themselves in some precarious situations, like these stuck dogs that need a hand.

Dogs in awkward sleeping positions.
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Guy Sleep Jumps Out Window, Lands In The Hospital

This guy decided to watch "American Horror Story" before going to sleep, and ended up waking up so frightened that he jumped out the window. Not only that, but he proceeded to provide proof in his Reddit recap. We hope he's off to a speedy recovery. Sounds like an absolutely terrible situation to find yourself in. Can't imagine what was going through his head when he came to, falling out the window. 

Guy watches American Horror Story before bed, ends up sleep jumping out the window.
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14 Deep Sleepers Share What They've Slept Through

Someone on AskReddit asked what kinds of stuff deep sleepers have slept through, and the resulting stories are all kinds of ridiculous. While a deep sleep is nice and restorative, sometimes your livelihood can really benefit from your ability to wake up if there's something dangerous happening around you. 

AskReddit thread on what kinds of stuff deep sleepers have slept through.
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23 Amusing Tweets About the Struggle of Getting Some Sleep

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

insomnia and lack of sleep causing person to hate their pillows
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