sleeping

Remember everyone, sleeping is the time when you're most vulnerable, and literally anything can happen.Not much makes a scary situation scarier than when you're jolted into reality with zero context. It's kind of impossible to prevent stuff like this happening while you're asleep, so just...try not to sleep I guess?

The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.

These folks were in for a shock when they realized not everyone had constant discomfort, unexplained pain, the inability to sleep and uncontrollable sneezing.

The world is stupid and your body is dumb, but luckily there's simple tricks to solving tons of life's inconveniences. From sleeping on a particular side to cleaning an annoying mess, people have figured out some innovative techniques to addressing these weird and particular issues.

This guy's got a whole lot weighing heavy on his mind...

Good luck to these sleep talkers trying to understand what in the hell they were saying. 

To share a bunkbed with a stranger at a camp is to enter into a wildly unpredictable agreement that at least guarantees, some weird sh*t will be going down. 

People turn into absolutely senseless imbeciles when they "wake up" while still half asleep. It's as if we revert back to a childlike state where the world is our oyster, and we'll be damned if we don't piss all over it. 

Would be tough to fall back asleep after hearing these bits of craziness. 

There's something inescapably ominous about the tone of some of these. 

She's got enough material from this sleep talking maniac to kickstart a damn TV series. 

This is just the kind of prank that's so funny it's near impossible to be mad at the clever prankster. We just wonder if his mom feels the same way.