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When washing your hands makes them dirtier than they were in the first place!

I don't know, ask the soap bottle.

Is that a laundry machine next to him?

Actually, they should have, I was just being faucetious.

No Lid?

Seriously guys, get your s**t together. Water of different temperatures can legally touch. It's okay, I promise.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes

We'll get our crack team of lawyer on this right away.

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Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.

~NSHA

For a few cents more you could buy the fancier, more complex version. It's a little crazy though.

~NSHA