Yes, yes I did.

Bah, Valentine's day, how fun.

What is wrong with people.

‘It’s just so convenient' is the go-to answer you give to people when they ask why you're using dating apps. Of course, the only people who would have the audacity to ask this question are the couples that have been chained to each other's ankles since middle school and take pride in the fact they are a living example of ‘real, true love’ (yuck). Behind the scenes nobody really knows what's going on. Tinder is easy enough to use, and feels like a practical way to get to know people because let'…

Swipe left, swipe right, just swipe.

Raise your hand if you have ever been dumped!

Tinder is a wasteland filled with terrestrial piranhas.

The best and worst thing that has ever happened to the human species.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

The fish in the sea are actually piranhas.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

When people think that they're God's gift to the world...

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

Ping pong.

‘I ain’t even own a washcloth before you'