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Stupid, Useless and Accidentally Filthy Design Failures

Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza

Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate

Tumblr thread of joke foreplay activities | NEVER SKIP FOREPLAY Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck her neck. Eat her God Damn py. e melaninmermaid Foreplay is essential. blueklectic Lick her jaw dickbuttofficial chew on her eyebrows kingweedorah put ear her torso moonuncle whisper into ass

Tumblr Adds Dumb Suggestions to List of Foreplay Activities

Optical illusions caused by strange weird perspective double take eye trick | shiba inu dog sitting in the passenger seat of a car appearing extremely buff and leaning its massive bicep on the window. wedding photo groom in white shirt holding up a bride with a long veil that appears to be coming out of her butt.

Strange Photos of Deceptive Perspective

Tumblr user says a coconut is a mammal and starts discussion on classifying different animals | just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo coconut is mammal. maliwanhellfires know being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

"Coconuts as Mammals" gets Tumblr Started on Animal Classification

Stuff that looks like food but is not | schnetzle 10 3 realized something today orange red white clear dice plastic cup of fruit salad punch with cherries and orange fruits

Stuff That Looks Like Food but Isn't

Soccer player scores a goal, so he jumps into the stands to cheer himself on.

Guy Scores a Goal and Cheers Himself from the Stands

Funny and smart things said by children | thought needed hug but really need pancakes anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime

Funny and Insightful Things Said by Kids

Stupid and bad design fails | cardboard box folded in a way that makes the warning "do not microwave" as "microwave". utility pole in the middle of a road.

Dumb Design Fails That Were Someone's One Job

Guy's rooster Kyle makes him drop his corn and he swears at it.

Guy Has Strong Words for His Aggressive Rooster, Kyle

Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats

The differences in different cultures food according to tumblr | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked. altonzm french recipes: if not making this paris then 's point. fuck italian recipes: use left leg meat pig one three farms this specific area tuscany, or this day my grandmother will begin manifesting

Tumblr Thread Dives into Peculiarities of Recipes in Different Cultures

Person trolls vegan by telling them they eat meat on an annual cheat year | Just like ur vegan well mean have annual cheat year so Ok 's even worse Wait annual

Vegan Trolled with Concept of Annual Cheat Year

Tumblr discussion on diluting holy water | Here's jug Pope water looks like. Mom measured fill line on them so never accidentally run out. shelf with cleaning supplies and a jug of water labeled with a marker. same jug on a chair.

Tumblr's Short Discussion on Diluting Holy Water

Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car | tweet by thedad Text dad this now 's makin weird sounds Post replies. IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil. 100% Pure Olive Oil IMPORTED put oil my car and now 's makin weird sou nds? Does sound like olives can Lol Delivered Now have drain olive out

Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car

Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.

A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

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'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

Chef makes an effort to bake cakes for coworkers' birthdays, only to have none of them do anything for her birthday, she refuses to keep the tradition: ‘It's not worth the effort’

Chef makes an effort to bake cakes for coworkers' birthdays, only to have none of them do anything for her birthday, she refuses to keep the tradition: ‘It's not worth the effort’

Manager orders 23-year-old kitchen worker to stop helping with other tasks, causing restaurant to fall behind and customers to lose their temper: 'I’m only following his orders'

Manager orders 23-year-old kitchen worker to stop helping with other tasks, causing restaurant to fall behind and customers to lose their temper: 'I’m only following his orders'

Mom gets mad at uncle for enforcing the rules of his house with her 11-year-old son while the boy is staying with him and not letting him keep his PS5 in his room, and making him share with his cousins: 'He just didn't want to share the system'

Mom gets mad at uncle for enforcing the rules of his house with her 11-year-old son while the boy is staying with him and not letting him keep his PS5 in his room, and making him share with his cousins: 'He just didn't want to share the system'

"Unschooling" aunt hires 23-year-old niece to tutor her homeschooled 13 and 9-year-old children, doesn't like it when she's told that she's the problem: ‘She started crying, said she didn’t feel very supported, and hung up’

"Unschooling" aunt hires 23-year-old niece to tutor her homeschooled 13 and 9-year-old children, doesn't like it when she's told that she's the problem: ‘She started crying, said she didn’t feel very supported, and hung up’