shredder

From the submitter:

Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.

If you really want to get rid of your baby, may I suggest another site for you?

Shredder works at company HQ, but deep below the urban sprawl...

Also useful management won't get you a new computer until the old one breaks down. There's no IT team in the world that can repair the damage that this machine will wreak.