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And then out came the Hunger Games-style weaponry, forever making it "The Night We Accidentally Chopped off Jenn's Toe With a Katana Sword."

Nothing makes you long for the good ol' days like getting trashed out of arcade-game shot glasses. It reminds me of a time when I legally couldn't even appreciate this wonderful product but still thought this was as far video games would ever progress.

Clearly this guy knows how to party.

Have yourself a nice little night cap over at After 12!

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. I did a whole lot of inventing with those blocks as a kid, and even 15 years later, they haven't outlived their usefulness.

In fact, when you think about it, it was probably the capacity for abstract thought and creativity that those very same blocks gave to me as a kid that allowed me to realize their potential as shotglasses. That or I'm just wasted.

White Russian Roulette, perhaps?

Do you, like, have any seminars I could attend or anything like that? Y'know, maybe where you share some of your wizarding secrets tips for success?

But what a strange phenomenon! This clock is stopped, and yet it's right ALL day!

And raise you Galaxy Goose!