short shorts

That guy. Too much.

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

More pertinent: Does being a "COOG" have any connection to keeping your midriff exposed?

Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

This could definitely be categorized as a public disturbance.