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Medical Professionals and Bystanders Share the Weirdest Pregnancy Misconceptions They've Witnessed

You don't need to be a doctor, nurse or midwife to know where babies come from. That said, some people are way too old, and in some cases have too many kids, to not know the most basic information. How are people so bad at this. It's okay when kids ask hilarious questions in sex-ed because they're just learning, but this is too far. People have strange relationships with their doctors, going as far to deny really WTF stuff.

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Guy Asks For Sexy Foot Pics From Girl In His Old Marching Band, She Overdelivers

He just wanted to find his sole mate. This girl was contacted by a guy from her old college marching band. He was asking for sexy foot pictures. That alone is enough to turn some heads, but add in the fact that they hadn't spoken in 7 years, and you've got a cringeworthy masterpiece on your hands. She decides to put it to a poll, and after the internet speaks in favor of the photoshoot, she absolutely overdelivers! 

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18 People Share What Their Partners Did During Sex That Totally Ruined It For Them

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

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19 People Share The Most Annoying Parts About Sex That Nobody Talks About

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most annoying parts about sex that nobody seems to talk about. It could be the awkward frustration of finding yourself not in the mood while your partner is all the way there; or maybe it's something like a case of lock jaw. 

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Sex Workers Triggered By Netflix's New Show About Dominatrixes

Netflix's show called "Bonding" is under fire from outraged sex workers on Twitter right now. The premise of the show as provided by Netflix reads, "A New York City grad student moonlighting as a dominatrix enlists her gay BFF from high school to be her assistant." The reactions that have surfaced on Twitter regarding the show are all kinds of triggered. 

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Rude Woman Teases Guy's Powerpoint Tinder Profile On Twitter And He Gets The Last Laugh

This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative PowerPoint Tinder profile on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter. Tinder requires creativity and he went way beyond. I'd swipe right. 

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12 Bewildered People Share The Weirdest Things Someone's Said To Them During Sex

These people's stories are about to shatter what you might've thought you encountered as bizarre bedroom talk. You just never know what you're going to hear leave someone's mouth in the heat of passion. These absolutely exceeded any expectations we might've held. 

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18 Strange Tinder Profiles To Make You Cringe Your Face Off

Tinder is a place where people should express themselves, because if you're looking for a partner for sexy time, or a partner for the not-sexy-times too (which we call a relationship), you should just get it over with and show off your weirdest quirks straight away. Right?! Well that's what these Tinder people did, and... actually maybe I change my mind. Don't do what these people did, because people (like us) will laugh at your f*cking weird Tinder profiles. Sorry not sorry. Heh heh. If you want to see some more funnies from Tinder, we've got your back. 



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25 People Share the Dead Giveaways That Reveal Someone's Sexual Inexperience

Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.

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35 Hilarious Tinder Conversations That Will Get Your Blood Boiling

Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...

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44 Hilarious Tinder Moments That Breathe Some Life Into the Dating Game

Tinder tends to be a pit of despair and desperation... most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can also be a great source of hilarious moments and, believe it or not, amazing one-liners. I suppose people have to be pretty creative on there to stand out. Big ups to these Tinder peeps for not taking themselves too seriously. 



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18 Dirty Details and Delightful Facts About Porn Industry

Let's dig into the dirty details about the dirtier parts of the web. We know that we all want to know these juicy details, so let's not beat around the bush. Get your claws into these facts about the porn industry. 

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This Coffee Shop Enforces a Strict Bikini-Only Dress Code Policy For Its Baristas

Bikini Beans Espresso over in Kent, Washington just made a whole lot of thirsty young dudes blood rush to funny places. I don't know about you guys, but I'm half a human -- if that -- before the first cup of Joe. Factor in the fact that not only are customers at this store getting served the mandatory, daily fixin' of black gold-lifeblood; but they're getting it with some solid, scantily-clothed eye-candy. Shitness, dreams do come true. Can't imagine the coffee's cheap though. 

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30 Tinder Moments Jam Packed With Sexually Charged Insanity

Tinder is a place where you go hard or go home. No half-assed attempts at appearing sexy, interesting, smart, cool, funny and unique all at the same time: you either put everything in or nothing. And these Tinder girls put in everything. There's no bullsh*tting here, no skirting around the subject. No siree. And honestly, it's impressing. If I were confronted with that kind of up-front-ness on Tinder, I'd have no choice but to go with it. So go with it, and enjoy these inspirational Tinder moments. 

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