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Panicked Student Accidentally Submits Erotica Instead of Final Paper

Not only did he submit erotica, he submitted 10 pages of original, professional grade, high octane smut. The good stuff. We don't envy someone in a jam quite like this, but hopefully this isn't the end for our wordsmith. People have a history of sending the wrong thing to their professors, like this student who sent a bizarre cat photoinstead of an essay.

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17 Tinder Wins and Fails That Swiped People off Their Feet

It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and disturbing profiles, then check these out.

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11 Tinder Moments Ranging From "Nice" To "Whoa Jeez"

Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes people's personality's mesh together nicely. Other times there just isn't enough face in the world to palm.

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13 Wild Things Window Washers Have Seen Through The Glass

What other job lets you look directly into thousands of people's private lives? Sometimes it's romantic, but most other times it's embarrassing, sick, or weird. 

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'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind

Despite the absurdity we stumble across daily on the internet we still find ourselves continually surprised with what people can come up with. Today, on the list is the rise of the 'Sexy Goldfish' Halloween costume. 

We've seen plenty of weird 'sexy' costumes over the years but this one drives the absurdity of the trend into brand new directions. The designer who incepted the idea probably was running dry on new costume ideas for the year. With their deadline fast approaching they started brainstorming what sort of costumes people liked.  

"Well the sexy cat costume is a Halloween classic," the desperate designer probably thought to themselves, "So people must really be into sexy pets."

With that brilliant idea the 'sexy goldifsh' was incepted and the white bread of pets was brought into the sexy costume fold.


Someday a future civilization will stumble upon the ruins of our society and wonder what in the hell we were doing but in the present Twitter is doing exactly that. 

'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind
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35 Hilarious Tinder Conversations That Will Get Your Blood Boiling

Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...

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22 Hilarious Stories About People Who Tried Their Sexual Fetish and Had it Go Horribly Wrong

Everyone has their own favorite kinks in the bedroom. But, everything has a first time, right? Here are 22 cringey stories from Redditors who tried their fetishes for the first time...and had it backfire in their faces. But no-one can expect something to go perfectly the first time: practice makes perfect! 

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29 Trashy Moments From the Sanctity of Fast Food Restaurants

Fast Food restaurants are renowned for being high class establishments that have standards for class. It might be surprising to you then that such things can occur at these places. 

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This Coffee Shop Enforces a Strict Bikini-Only Dress Code Policy For Its Baristas

Bikini Beans Espresso over in Kent, Washington just made a whole lot of thirsty young dudes blood rush to funny places. I don't know about you guys, but I'm half a human -- if that -- before the first cup of Joe. Factor in the fact that not only are customers at this store getting served the mandatory, daily fixin' of black gold-lifeblood; but they're getting it with some solid, scantily-clothed eye-candy. Shitness, dreams do come true. Can't imagine the coffee's cheap though. 

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11 Times Limerick Larry the 'Poet of PornHub' Captured Our Hearts and Minds

The legendary PornHub commenter 'Limerick Larry' may be gone from us now, but he still lives on in our hearts and minds through his art. 

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