sexting

Sorry Michael, it ain't going to work out this time buddy. This woman's handling of his thirsty pursuits was masterful. She took him for one emotional rollercoaster that was filled with all kinds of desperate longing. 

Welcome to the Jungle, baby.

Every child's worst nightmare was realized for this girl after she was accidentally added to her mother's text conversation with her mother's lover. 

This guy thought he'd struck gold when he finally got this girl (blue text) to agree to do some 'sexy role play' with him. He was caught completely off guard by how determined she was not to play along. 

This woman took matters into her own hands when she received creepy messages from a guy on Facebook and decided to have a little fun with it. 

This girl witnessed a woman discreetly cheating on her husband while sitting next to him at a baseball game and decided to expose her for what she was!

Let's just say that things didn't exactly go according to plan when these people embarked on their sexting quests.

This text exchange has a happy ending for everyone except this mortified girl who was somehow included in her mother's sexting escapade.

"Hi mom"

When in doubt, send that shit off to the douchecanoe's mom right?

This woman clearly wasn't thinking things all the way through when she decided to send her husband Snapchats from her hotel while she was away on 'business'. 

It's always best to double check the recipient before sending sensitive photos, because once they've been sent there's no taking them back. 

"My boyfriend and I have been together for three years. I went abroad for a month over the summer and sexting was all we had. He is older and pretty new to sexting, obviously. Hey, at least be tried."

She's like a Russian nesting doll of fabric. 

Ugh seriously not cool MAAAM and DAAAD. These two parents had to go and set the tone of an otherwise nice check-up convo between loving family members, to instead a paralyzing level of awkwardness. But hey, I'll be the first to suggest that group chats inherently suck -- no matter who is involved. This is the rock-bottom of terrible group chats though, that much is for sure. Though, I might take the quick and deadly stab of cringe in this conversation, over the 98 notifications that last Friday's group chat bitchslapped my deeply irritated phone with.