Sesame Street

Elmo: Always dropping the wisdom. Hopefully the relevant parties will listen.

Oscar may have been a grouch, but at least he wasn't a freakin' terrorist.

'Cause she sure didn't learn it on Sesame Street...

This the episode where a serial killer hits Sesame Street. Spoiler alert, it was Mr. Hooper.

K? K.

On second thought don't tell me how to get to Sesame Street...

Horror movie idea: A maniac runs around cutting up Muppets and sewing their cloth together, Frankenstein-style, into nightmarish Angry Birds. Call it "Nightmare on Sesame Street." BOOM. Blockbuster.

Speaking of creepy plush dolls, we're holding a plush Thanksgiving turkey scavenger hunt over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!