selfish

Imagine the gall it must take to be the type of person who thinks they can just ask a stranger for 200 dollars over a dating app. It must be nice. Until their selfishness gets outed.

Do you talk too much? Too little? Do you talk too loud? Are you incapable of receiving a compliment? Welcome to the club.

In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

We're not sure how far they're getting with these methods of "demand an absurdly low price" and "shit-talk the seller when they inevitably deny you."

Twitter rose to the occasion and delivered a slew of terrible reasons to start dating someone. If you find any of these shocking, please check yourself.

Gotta love sun, traffic, and shattered dreams.