selfish

You'd think that just because someone's over the age of 35, they'd have a healthy amount of humility and shame. If you thought that, you would be wrong. You would be very, very wrong. We've got grown-ups head-butting walls for candy, and self-respecting adults crying over parking spots. Smh.

You may recognize these traits in the type of people you hate. You may notice these behaviors in yourself. If you do, then you may need to take a look in the mirror.

Maybe it's particularly specific, weird, illegal or simply unbelievable. These people have done amazing things that they have a hard time finding a way to brag about.

Cheating is bad. It's not like having a well thought out reason makes it much better. Some people's excuses are just dumber than others.

Imagine the gall it must take to be the type of person who thinks they can just ask a stranger for 200 dollars over a dating app. It must be nice. Until their selfishness gets outed.

Do you talk too much? Too little? Do you talk too loud? Are you incapable of receiving a compliment? Welcome to the club.

In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

We're not sure how far they're getting with these methods of "demand an absurdly low price" and "shit-talk the seller when they inevitably deny you."