selfie

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're just trying to send a text. Sometimes you're just trying to write a newspaper headline without messing up horribly. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good point online. Every day, these attempts are met with stark reality and the icy slap of failure.

It's a modern riddle. "How does one take a picture of a mirror without turning it into a selfie?" Some people really tried to leave no footprint. Other people just leaned into it.

The Montgomery Biscuits decided to do a millennial themed night, complete with avocados, napping stations and participation ribbons. The PR stunt got a lot of attention and people of all ages battled it out on Twitter.

But what happened after the selfies were taken?...

These hilarious selfies were taken in the most perfectly imperfect way.

Paris Hilton went and successfully cracked open Pandora's Box on this one. If you want to get the trolls of Twitter all riled up over something painfully trivial, then just proclaim to the world that you invented the damn selfie. Come on.....

Always remember to think before you selfie!

We don't believe any of you, but we're totally okay with it. 

The lack of situational awareness here is astounding. 

Following a horrific attack at UK Parliament on Wednesday morning, March 22nd; a monumentally oblivious and insensitive douchecanoe was photographed trying to get his selfie action in at the chaotic scene of the crime. The attack which has since been labeled a terrorist attack by officials, left 20 injured as well. If this idiot's goal was to skyrocket to the top of Internet's Most Loathed Narcissists List...then mission accomplished, broheme.