secrets

Everyone knows the most fun facts are about morbid history and animal genitals. Some of these are just plain interesting, some are amazingly gross while others are sad and damning. If it gets to be too much there's also some happy facts to hopefully counteract all the messed up ones.

Turns out you weren't as slick as you thought when you were growing up. Adults aren't that stupid, and they know when their kids are keeping secrets from them. Honestly, it's kind of terrifying to think about what your own parents must have known about you that you thought you were getting away with.

Everyone is lying to their kids about something. The difference is in the size of the lie. Some parents hid enormous, life-changing secrets from their kids. Other parents are stealthy about the amount of ice cream in the house that their kids don't know about. On the lighter side of parental lies, here are 29 of the funniest lies parents told their kids.

Nobody's family is perfectly normal, but some people's families are more interesting. And maybe not in the best ways. Some are more trivial and embarrassing, like liking pineapple pizza. Some are family shattering, like secret families. Reminds us of this girl who figured out her family secrets by taking a blood test in college.

Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.

You never know what kind of family secret you might uncover when searching through old computers. Truly, proceed at your own risk. This TIFU story could have had a much worse ending, but despite the secrets on that old laptop, the story ended up kinda heartwarming. 

We're not sure who's more shocked here; The retail worker who learned the power symbol isn't a camera, or the tech support dude who had to tell them?

Kids say the darnedest things these days. Most of the time I need a translation to understand their slang. These Whisper confessions from parents and siblings of little ones show us that even the youngest ones have adopted this new talk. It makes me feel old. 

Before you go checking to see what Facebook thinks of your political leanings, see what weird and helpful features are hidden in the things you use on a daily basis.

Kids remember everything.

Turns out your teachers DID talk about you behind your back.

This'll probably make you think a little harder about your own childhood.

Does every good looking thing have to be fake? Yes, yes it does. Your home cooking will never be as appetizing as shoe polish and motor oil. Now pour yourself a glass of soap and read up.

Blood is thicker than water, you say? Think twice.

Turns out strangers are actually pretty funny.

We all have secrets, good or bad, that would drastically change the way that others perceive us. Although, for most of us, probably not to the degree of some of these insane stories.

These secrets forever changed the way that these people looked at people in their lives.