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Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.

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PETA Places Billboard Near Jimmy's Famous Seafood So They Call Them Out On Twitter

PETA started beef with Jimmy's Famous Seafood when they foolishly decided to put one of their obnoxious billboards next to the restaurant. Jimmy's Famous Seafood called them out on Twitter and glorious obliteration ensued. 

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Biology Teacher's Twitter Thread Shines Light On The Disgusting Fish Fraud Problem

Apparently "fish fraud" is a very real and disgusting problem. And whatever you do, DON'T look up body louse. Turns out there really was something fishy about that sushi...

fish fraud explained by biology teacher
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