screen

"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.

Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!

That's what she wishes he said...

Novelty gift? Perhaps. If the novelty is "looking like a total creep in public with my iPad," yes.

Teach me your ways!

Then strap your laptop instead!

Or, "The Laptop That Wanted to be a Tablet."

I may need to monitor my monitor a bit more closely.

I better get it back afterwards.

I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.

If Google really worked like the Accio spell, people probably wouldn't google half the things they google now. "Jacuzzi stacked with midgets wearing snorkels" would be a much less popular search term, for one thing.