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Many of us have dreams of finding an old hat or something, taking it on Antiques Roadshow and finding out it was worn by Lincoln when he gave the Gettysburg Address. Not many of us think to treat it like a garage sale and bring in a flatscreen tv that was made during the Obama administration.

"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.

Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!

That's what she wishes he said...

Novelty gift? Perhaps. If the novelty is "looking like a total creep in public with my iPad," yes.

Teach me your ways!

Then strap your laptop instead!

Or, "The Laptop That Wanted to be a Tablet."

I may need to monitor my monitor a bit more closely.

I better get it back afterwards.

I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.