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'I woke up on the short end of the stick': 30+ Creative mixed metaphors

'I woke up on the short end of the stick': 30+ Adorably dumb mixed metaphors

Nothing riles up a friend group or family gathering quicker than someone getting a word or phrase a little bit wrong. It has to be just wrong enough that your friend has still earnestly said it, then there's an awkward pause while you figure out how to tell them they got that phrasing wrong. Then, your friend group will usually explode into laughter, and the joke will possibly gain infamy among that group of people (see: the Grink tweet for the best example of this). These people shared the fun…
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'When people say "nice" to acknowledge something you said': 25+ Words and phrases people would delete from the English language forever

'When people say "nice" to acknowledge something you said': 25+ Words and phrases people would delete from the English language forever

Low key, there are literally so many words that technically we don't need to use.
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Twitter Thread: Teaching Coworkers How To Use Slang In The Workplace

A meeting of the minds.
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Sayings and Behaviors That Give Away Americans

Is that not how it's pronounced?
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Tumblr thread shows real meanings of classic sayings | phrase curiosity killed cat is actually not full phrase actually is curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world. See also Blood is thicker than water, blood covenant is thicker than water womb. Meaning relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Tumblr Thread Shows The Full Versions of Classic Sayings

Apparently some sayings mean the opposite of what they're supposed to.
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funny unique family sayings | slothbarns7 More Growing up with an Asian mom working on perfecting her English, she would often say "Aw is suck" instead know sucks Didn't take long us catch on and correct her but so funny just kinda stuck so something is shitty now instinctively say my head "well is suck"

Sayings People Realized Were Unique to Their Families

Some parents get creative.
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Annoying sayings people don't like | reddit posted by sully3333 29.6k points 1 month ago 3 2 "Because 's always done Companies use this excuse are just asking trouble.

Sayings People Absolutely Hate

There are so many.
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Common phrases that are uncreative and annoying to hear | dailymindfuck2 Working cafe HATE hearing "No thanks sweet enough ask if they have sugar their coffee

Everyday Phrases People Hate Hearing

Some common phrases are at best a joke everyone has heard and at worst a condescending threat.
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Funny and smart things said by children | thought needed hug but really need pancakes anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime

Funny and Insightful Things Said by Kids

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People tell stories of basic information they realized way too late in life.

Obvious Things People Realized Way Too Late

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Ways to tell someone they're being a jerk.

Creative Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Being a Jerk

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14 Old-Timey Sayings That Are Worth a Comeback

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Updated Sayings for the 21st Century

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Two WINs in One

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