Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.
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Comebacks are an art. We all know that moment that comes when your victim has just set you up for a super sweet comeback, and all you have to do is knock them down a peg with hilarious precision. Here are seventeen people's shining moments of wit.
These Roasts from /r/roastme were some of the most savage we saw during the last week. These people didn't hold back.
These freshly roasted individuals brought this onslaught of savagery upon themselves. Let's just hope their sense of self-deprecating humor holds up to the creative, ruthless inspiration that went into the insults to begin with.
Since his days as Sulu on Star Trek, George Takei, has been an active spokesperson for the LBGT community.
From his Twitter account: "Some know me as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek but I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and dignity of all human beings."
Well, there's one thing for sure. George Takei is a grade-A certified savage, and is not a man to be trifled with on the internet. Any kind of trolling or deprecating comment directed at equal rights will be met with witty sarcasm veiled in cheery disposition. George has a treasure trove of these remarks, these are just a few.
But we have to ask, who the hell doesn't like brunch?
The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.
Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.
Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.
