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Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth

It's a story as old as time. Someone tries to make a point about popular fiction. Another person makes a bold claim. Then the rest of us all get to learn that a bunch of people have a thing for the bad guy from Lord of The Rings. It's reminiscent of these tumblr users who had questions about gay Klingons or this quick tumblr post that asked the hard questions about centaurs.

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Trump's Son-In-Law Is Building Mordor's Tower of Orthanc at 666 Fifth Ave.

Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law, and the man who's apparently in charge of solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, is building a brand-new tower at... 666 Fifth Ave. 666? And it, uhhh, looks like this:

Ew, boy. Someone should tell him that it looks a lot like this: 

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As soon as we got this router at work I knew what had to be done: Sauron the All-Seeing Router!

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Four weeks of paid vacation.

Retirement benefits.

A competitive health insurance package.

Spacious apartments for discount rates at scenic Gorgoroth Village.

Mordor: Be all you can be!

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Really though, dark lords and trickster gods should be banned from Facebook. They're just horrible people.

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"Hey Vader, it's karaoke night! Go sing something!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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