saturday night live

Serves him right!

That nightmare who escaped your dreams and was confirmed as United States attorney general, Jeff Sessions, had a rough week. How else would you describe getting caught lying under oath about meeting with Russians? I would describe it as perjury.  

Bad.

So it was nice of Saturday Night Live to bring some southern gentility to the scandal. Here, they put Jeff Sessions in the role of Forrest Gump, a man who proves anything is possible if you're a white man. I guess this would be charming, if you weren't so dang fishy. 

Welp, our dreams about to be weird for a few days.

These days it's hard to tell the difference. 

It finally happened.

One brave (or stumped) Jeopardy contestant got Alex Trebek to say "Turd Ferguson" during Sept. 16's final round.

This is one for the ages folks.

Of course, she got the idea from none other than Burt Reynolds and his mastery of comedic timing and poise.

"It's a funny name."

You can watch that whole classic Saturday Night Live skit here:

If it worked for Kanye, it could work for YOU!

What have you done with Bill Cosby and why are you wearing his sweaters?