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It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

Artificial Intelligence is becoming a bigger part of our lives, and who would suspect that it would be witty? There are worse ways for AI to surprise us, like the time people's Alexas started laughing hysterically at them or this Roomba pooptastrophe. Anyway, here's Siri being funnier than you'd expect.

If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time." 

The Netflix social media team for New Zealand and Australia is keeping it hot and spicy in the land down un-duh. They meet their customer's whines and complaints, and the blank space of a yet composed social media message, with inspired banter. We're all about it. Keep it up, and get that person/team a little raise! 

YouTuber KSI cried out from his pit of irrelevance to see if anyone on Reddit wanted to roast him. With this being the internet, people were naturally down to take their swing at the guy; and they brought the heat. If you've had the profound unfortunate experience of ever seeing one of KSI's videos, you're probably aware that the next-level, narcissistic, toxic ego-bloated YouTuber is far too gone down the rabbit's hole of his own God Complex, to hear anyone beside the twisted sound of whatever consciousness bounces around in his head. That being said, the roasts below are extra spicy, and we're always ready to enjoy those. 

YouTube comments under any music video are pure and unadulterated f**king cancer.