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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

Foodie Only Eats Fancy Salt, Suffers Iodine Deficiency

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Supercut of Hockey Players Doing Smelling Salts

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Thirsty Girl at Bar Takes Shot of Pure Salt

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Somebody Pass the Pepper, Please

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How Does Salt Melt Ice?

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ZING

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Pouring Salt in the Wound

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Salt Is Very Square

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Quick Throw Acid on the Intruders!

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It's the Only Logical Thing to Do

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Don't Do Salt, Kids

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Keep Your Snail Away From Drugs

Via Poorly Drawn Lines

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Just Salt

Created by Unknown

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You Don't Say!

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WIN!: Making Salt Shapes WIN

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Rush Limbaugh Is Always Right

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