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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.
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![37-year-old stepmother throws tantrum at 17-year-old for not having enough tickets for her to attend his high school graduation: 'He should have just given it to [me]'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
37-year-old stepmother throws tantrum at 17-year-old for not having enough tickets for her to attend his high school graduation: 'He should have just given it to [me]'
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18-year-old decides to live with her stepmother instead of her own father after they split: 'She’s apologized, made an effort, and treats me like a human being'
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Homeowner of a 5.25-acre property, tired of his neighbor Dan’s toddler tantrums over chicken coop and property line, moves the pen closer to the line, turning every rooster crow into Dan’s legal and loud daily wakeup call: ‘He was stomping on the ground’
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18-year-old working her first job takes her loafing coworker up on his offer after he tells her to "do it herself", takes his job after doing his work for him: 'I’m doing it myself now. With a raise'
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Mom of 2-year-old and infant rallies neighborhood to take down unfair HOA: 'She spent... a full summer taking down the HOA'
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