In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit.
But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.
If anyone goes to buy this turtle off Craigslist, be sure those crushed dreams are included as listed.
0% off of tickets of 20 MPH over the speed limit or higher! 0% APR financing with 0% cash back!