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17 Subway Employees Share the Most Awful Sandwiches They Ever Had to Make

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

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Fail Blog Lives Up To Its Name, Gets Hilariously Toasted By Pop-Tarts On Twitter

Whether it's living up, or down, to our name, you be the judge. It was a morning, not unlike most others. The Twitterverse was aflame with controversy, and in this case, the point of focus for us (cause we err on the side of absurdity), was a photoshop-crafted rumor of Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tarts. The humanity! People were losing their minds. So well, I stepped in, and asked if these sick creations might be frosted with ranch. And there it is. The FAIL. The stupidity. The learning. It's a Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tart, my dude. No ranch on this shit, unless you're a maniacal, ranch-crazed beast; and in that case, pour a little extra for the FAIL at hand.

But hey, that's what we're here for. Sharing the fails, and crafting some of our own (unknowingly), along the way. In this case, we've got one we think you'll enjoy. And what would we be without capitalizing on our own Fails? I mean, come on. Follow us over on Twitter here, if you want to catch me doing more spicy banter, stupid shit, and playing around in the Twitterverse. 

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People Are Bonding Over Salad's Being Time-Consuming In This Ridiculous Twitter Thread

You are NOT alone in the time-sapping struggle that is eating a salad. These people are here to bond in the collective struggle with you. 

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People Naturally Can't Stop Making Fun Of Ridiculous Snobby Food Trend, 'Hand Salad'

Bon Appétit invited the wave of mockery on themselves with this one. By asking people to 'not focus on that' they almost ensured a multi-course series of roastings from willing people on Twitter that couldn't help but note the stupidity of this particular foodie trend. 

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From the YouTube description:

A Chinese diner was shocked to find a cockroach in his salad but was even more blown away when the waitress he complained to said it was "very normal" and devoured the bug to prove it was safe.

Businessman Zhang Yen made the stomach-turning discovery at the Jinsha Era Plaza hotel restaurant in the western Chinese city of Chengdu, Metro reports.

When the diner told his 39-year-old waitress about the extremely fresh but unwanted side dish she reportedly failed to see what the big deal was.

The waitress reportedly told him that bugs turned up in salads all the time.

"No matter which restaurant you go to, you will always find cockroaches in the food," she is quoted as saying.

"It is very normal."

The stand-off came to a surreal conclusion when the no-nonsense food server then picked up the insect and popped it in her mouth to prove eating bugs won't kill you.

Mr Zhang then paid his bill and left the eatery in disbelief.