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Guy On Twitter Explains How To Avoid Boring Salads

Elan Gale, who is an author and producer best known for his work on The Bachelor, made some waves on Twitter for his helpful Twitter thread about how to avoid dull and boring salads. This could be just the kind of advice that people struggling to choke down that next flavorless salad so sorely needed. 

Helpful Twitter thread explains how to make salads taste better | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan forgetting SEASON ingredients, acting like DRESSING is all matters. Cucumbers and tomatoes need SALT and PEPPER. Avocados need CITRUS. Act as if were going eat each ingredient individually
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17 Subway Employees Share the Most Awful Sandwiches They Ever Had to Make

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

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Fail Blog Lives Up To Its Name, Gets Hilariously Toasted By Pop-Tarts On Twitter

Whether it's living up, or down, to our name, you be the judge. It was a morning, not unlike most others. The Twitterverse was aflame with controversy, and in this case, the point of focus for us (cause we err on the side of absurdity), was a photoshop-crafted rumor of Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tarts. The humanity! People were losing their minds. So well, I stepped in, and asked if these sick creations might be frosted with ranch. And there it is. The FAIL. The stupidity. The learning. It's a Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tart, my dude. No ranch on this, unless you're a maniacal, ranch-crazed beast; and in that case, pour a little extra for the FAIL at hand.

But hey, that's what we're here for. Sharing the fails, and crafting some of our own (unknowingly), along the way. In this case, we've got one we think you'll enjoy. And what would we be without capitalizing on our own Fails? I mean, come on. Follow us over on Twitter here, if you want to catch me doing more spicy banter, stupid stuff, and playing around in the Twitterverse. 

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People Are Bonding Over Salad's Being Time-Consuming In This Ridiculous Twitter Thread

You are NOT alone in the time-sapping struggle that is eating a salad. These people are here to bond in the collective struggle with you. 

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People Naturally Can't Stop Making Fun Of Ridiculous Snobby Food Trend, 'Hand Salad'

Bon Appétit invited the wave of mockery on themselves with this one. By asking people to 'not focus on that' they almost ensured a multi-course series of roastings from willing people on Twitter that couldn't help but note the stupidity of this particular foodie trend. 

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