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Our favorite iconically clueless swimmer douche canoe has returned, to make fun of himself for some of his past transgressions. 

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Update: Ryan Lochte Instagrams an Apology About His Rio Robbery Fairy Tale After the Internet Roasts Him

A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.

The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.

Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.

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Twitter Turns Ryan Lochte Into America's Favorite Fugitive After Swimmer Flees Rio to Evade Authorities

Despite Brazilian authorities demanding that Ryan Lochte remain in Rio, the American swimmer has fled the country and is already home in the United States.

Team USA swimmers Ryan Lochte and Jimmy Feigen were allegedly robbed at gun point. So, while the pending investigation continued, both swimmers were ordered by Brazilian authorities to remain in Rio.

For security reasons, Jimmy Feigen location is a mystery. But the internet seems to have the whole "Lochte Identity" figured out.

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Sadly the Olympics are gone once again. Despite this, however, Ryan Lochte seems intent on continuing the party, as a photographer nabbed a few shots of him thoroughly blitzed out of his skull. Save some of it for Rio, buddy!

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Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte isn't known for being particularly articulate, or even for forming complete sentences, and his Twitter account doesn't do much to dispel that perception. But some of his finest tweets, when formatted in Impact Bold, made us seriously wonder whether Lochte doesn't put much effort into the English language, or if he's actually an undercover Zen Buddhist.