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Our favorite iconically clueless swimmer douche canoe has returned, to make fun of himself for some of his past transgressions.
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A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.
The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.
Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.
Despite Brazilian authorities demanding that Ryan Lochte remain in Rio, the American swimmer has fled the country and is already home in the United States.
Team USA swimmers Ryan Lochte and Jimmy Feigen were allegedly robbed at gun point. So, while the pending investigation continued, both swimmers were ordered by Brazilian authorities to remain in Rio.
For security reasons, Jimmy Feigen location is a mystery. But the internet seems to have the whole "Lochte Identity" figured out.
