running

We love a good old-fashioned TIFU. This guy was out hitting the trails and thought he'd challenge himself to a little race. He unknowingly ends up sprinting up on a terrified young woman in the darkest part of the trail, where he finds himself face-to-face with her ready to karate chop him out. Sounds like he managed to survive the incident, and proceeded to awkwardly powerwalk himself into the sunset. 

This bold romantic's wholesome proposal could've been better timed. Wait for the end of the race, maybe? Well, love can blind a man after all. His heart was in the right place, so that counts for something. 

You haven't really made it till you've up and joined one of those neighborhood Facebook groups, where miserably bored people bide their time with all-American level petty complaints, and five-star spicy comments sections. Follow the Facebook post and its ensuing A1 RUTHLESS comments section for a special treat at the end. Hint: it is not this dude's first time pulling something like this. We're (very likely...) witnessing the work of a masterful troll. 

The hilarious results are the real winners here. 

This guy is a monster. Everything about this screams impossible, but alas, some beer-guzzling boozehounds are destined for great things. 

The origins of this ridiculous little trend being funnily called, Go Balls Out, and started by Testicular Cancer New Zealand. The aim is simple and befitting enough: get runners to trace out a whole bunch of man-meat, using their GPS'.