rooster

This probably seems like the furthest thing from anything you're worried about right now. But hey, look at that, you can make a rooster fall asleep by drawing a line in front of its face.

Now we know that the chicken never crossed to road: He just stood in the meridian singing one line of Livin' on the Prayer over and over and over again. Crazy critters.

Or Rooster? No? Ohhhhhhhh.

One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.

Alternate title: Party C0ck Is In The House Tonight