rooster

This probably seems like the furthest thing from anything you're worried about right now. But hey, look at that, you can make a rooster fall asleep by drawing a line in front of its face.

In this case I don't think the chicken or the egg came first.

Now we know that the chicken never crossed to road: He just stood in the meridian singing one line of Livin' on the Prayer over and over and over again. Crazy critters.

Or Rooster? No? Ohhhhhhhh.

Brian Mock welds these sculptures out of discarded metal. Check the via link for more!

One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.