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If we woke up to this we'd probably be convinced that the house was haunted. So it's a good thing there was cameras running to capture the magic. We understand that a stack of Roombas is a trivial thing, but seriously, what are the odds?

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Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" John Wick Script

Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted a few pages of a John Wick movie supposedly written by a robot. We're not sure if there's a thousand hours of John Wick out there but what he's produced is on point, action packed, and amazing. He's also released these hilarious "bot written" Olive Garden and Diners Drive-Ins and Dives scripts. Technology is amazing.

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If you're wondering what the end of the world looks like, this is it. But nah, this is just the handiwork of some good old CGI. Doesn't mean it still isn't hilarious and unsettling. 

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Well this is an experience. Oh man you guys, he was right, it's all a simulation. This machine learning AI model even learned to generate timing and breaths to sound closer to the real thing. For us, it felt like the real thing when he got into all that talk about chimps. Chimp obsession is some patented Joe Rogan.

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25 Obscure Conspiracy Theories That People Personally Believe In

In a world with well-known dumbass conspiracies like flat earth "theory" and the anti-vaxx movement, mention of conspiracies can be a bit stressful. Some of them are smaller, more specific, and personal. And while many are sort of silly, the more you think about them, the more believable they seem...

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29 Spicy Times Siri's Wit Was Superhumanly Sassy

Artificial Intelligence is becoming a bigger part of our lives, and who would suspect that it would be witty? There are worse ways for AI to surprise us, like the time people's Alexas started laughing hysterically at them or this Roomba pooptastrophe. Anyway, here's Siri being funnier than you'd expect.

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Tumblr Thread Dissects the Sheer Insanity of Producing the Original Jurassic Park

This one's for the dinosaur kids. This Tumblr thread goes into the gritty details of the lengths artists and scientists went to to make the amazingly realistic effects in Jurassic Park. Turns out the film leaves an incredibly interesting legacy. Pretty cool rigs, man.

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We've never seen anything like this before. The amount of grace in this laser guided robot is superhuman. Sure it's just in a product demo, but Boston Dynamics should watch out if this robot hits the market soon.

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Writer Tweets Hilarious Script for "Bot Written" Hallmark Christmas Movie

Hilariously creative writer Keaton Patti is at it again with the opening pages to a script he claims were written by a computer algorithm. He's done this before with a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives script as well as an Olive Garden Commercial. At this point we know there is no computer program, and it's just Keaton's absurdist style, but he nails it perfectly.

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25 Attempts That Were Dealt the Crushing Blow of Failure

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're just trying to send a text. Sometimes you're just trying to write a newspaper headline without messing up horribly. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good point online. Every day, these attempts are met with stark reality and the icy slap of failure.

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Artist Dad Redraws His Son's Sketches as Jaw-Dropping Anime

Thomas Romain is an animation artist who lives in Tokyo. He takes his sons drawings as inspiration and translates them into his own art style. Prepare to be jealous that your dad never adapted your own inventive childhood doodles into professional-level artwork.

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You better believe we'll look back on this one day when the machines have long since taken over. 

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25 Bot-Generated Kitchen Nightmares Episodes We Wish Were Real

The twitter handle @BotRamsay randomly generates a Kitchen Nightmares episode title every 10 minutes. That's right. Every 10 minutes. It has tweeted almost 65 thousand episodes since its inception. Here are some of the recent offerings.

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After Millions in Research and Dev, This Robot Could Only Manage to Get a Job Flipping Burgers

A new generation of millennial robots only have the skills to work in the service industry, opening doors, driving cars and flipping burgers. No word on if they are considering going back to school.

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