roasted

Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

If you're going to call someone out for advocating sun protection on hot days, you'd better be ready for a proper roasting in the comments section. 

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to this troubled soul and her terribly subpar caviar. Yes, it'd seem a particularly perturbed guest at Mar-a-Lago, was not left speechless over the grand and decadent food at a fundraiser put on by the Trump family, in honor of Trump's year anniversary as president. 

So, #PieGate is the Thanksgiving drama the world deserves this year....White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders has a very interesting perception of her (remarkably adept) baking abilities. This cake is Bon Appétit cover worthy. Let's be real, Sanders pulled this pic up from the Shutterstock well that's chock-full of hundreds of other pictures just like it. Or did she? This little Twitter trolling saga has a surprise twist ending...

These people willingly submitted themselves to being brutally roasted on /r/roastme and their wishes were granted. 

These are some of the top roasts of the week from the subreddit, neatly condensed into this little thread. 

ProTip: Don't sink to this idiot's level. 

These freshly fried, sorry individuals all but teed themselves up for a ruthless series of roastings. If their goal was self-deprecation, well, then they definitely didn't fail on that front.